Monday, March 14, 2011


When I decided to ask some friends for real-life testimonials about this year's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees, I immediately thought of my pal Benjamin Wagner to write about Neil Diamond.

I first met Ben in 1999, when we both worked at - these days, Ben is a VP there. There's a lot of people who are very cool there - and many who are worried about being cool, or seeming cool. Ben isn't one of those folks. When I started, it was kind of like being the new kid in a new school, but Ben was friendly, and a friend, from the get-go. He doesn't worry about being cool, which is what makes him cool.  That's why he's comfortable with being an outspoken fan of Neil Diamond, and I'm starting to think that that's why Neil is cool too.  Without further adieu...

"I was way out on the edge of The Bronx when the ominous sound of cellos rose in my headphones.

The New York City skyline was like Oz in the razor-wire distance, miles beyond the massive, concrete Bruckner Expressway, past fields of industrial oil storage tanks, rows of rusted railroad tracks and blocks and blocks of empty warehouses.  The street was salt-bleached, windswept, and empty, save a lone security guard on smoke break. Bowery Bay shimmered in the pale, late-winter sun.

A church bell peeled three times as the strings swept upwards and held a measure, finally yielding to the steady gallop of a classic rock set up: guitar (nothing but downstroke), bass (steady on the root), and drums (all toms, no snare).

'Far! We've been travelling far,' that distinct outer borough baritone bellowed in my ear. 'Without a home, but not without a star.'

'America' is neither Neil Diamond's finest recording nor best song.  Despite authentically heartfelt platitudes of 'Solitary Man,' 'Hello Again,' and 'Love On The Rocks,' though, it may be his most-personal and most-universal all at once.  It's certainly his most-rousing.

'We huddle close,' this second-generation, 20th Century Man sings in ernest baritone.  'Hang on to a dream.'

The 70-year-old singer, songwriter, actor, producer, and King of All Sequins will be welcomed into The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame at tonight's 26th Annual Induction Ceremony, and for good reason; he is as much a crucial swatch of fabric in the Great American Quilt as he is wrapped up in it.  What's more, he is the quintessential songwriter, who -- with deep hooks, memorable melodies and introspective yet universal lyrics -- sings with what rock writer David Wild describes as 'a deep sense of isolation and an equal desire for connection.'  What could be more American?

Neil Leslie Diamond's parents, Akeeba and Rose, were descended from Russian and Polish immigrants.  His father was a dry-goods merchant in Brooklyn.  Diamond took up guitar after seeing Pete Seeger perform at summer camp he was attending as a teenager. He graduated from Abraham Lincoln High School, and enrolled at NYU.  A chance encounter with the Brill Building songwriting team of Jeff Barry and Ellie Greenwich led to a contract with Bang Records. In 1966 he recorded his first album, featuring hit singles such as 'Solitary Man' and 'Cherry, Cherry.'  Shortly thereafter The Monkees recorded several of his songs, including the 1967 megahit, 'I'm a Believer.'

In his forty plus year career, Diamond has released thirty LPs (not including compilations or live albums, most notably his seminal Hot August Night), and delivered 37 top forty hits.  Despite selling some 115 million records sold worldwide -- including 48 million of which in the U.S. where he is the third most successful Adult Contemporary artist ever behind only Barbra Streisand and Elton John -- Diamond is typically thought of as uncool, easy-listening, elevator music.  True, his signature hip-shaking, sequin-laden swoon fests haven't helped.  Nor, for that matter, did his string of duets with Streisand.

Oddly enough, though, that's when I met him.  His late-seventies LPs, You Don't Bring Me Flowers and September Morn, were in heavy rotation on my parent' faux-wood Magnavox hi-fi system.  Diamond's five-times platinum The Jazz Singer was one of just a few headphone escapes as the sturm und drang of my parent's divorce swirled around me. Those swollen string sections, buoyant melodies and dramatic, emphatic growls were welcome relief.  Years later, well prior to becoming a New Yorker myself, my mother dragged me to see him at Madison Square Garden.  I was a teenager, so I complained the whole time.  But more than just singing along under my breath, I wanted to be him there in the center, there in those sequins, splashed in the spotlight.

Still, pop culture is relentless.  It moves fast, and it moves on.  And it leaves cruel simplifications in its wake.  But reducing Diamond to sequins, spotlights, and "Heartlight" (his 1982 pean to ET: The Extra Terrestrial) misses the point.  Through reinvention (Headed for the Future) after reinvention (the Rick Rubin-produced 12 Songs), and rediscovery (Urge Overkill's 'Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon') after rediscovery (the Red Sox's seventh inning stretch), Diamond is, at his core, the consummate singer/songwriter.  He is a man and his guitar.  He is a well-worn voice.  He is a traveling salvation show.  He is the sound of America alone with its star-sequined dreams.

I am, I cried
I am,  said I
And I am lost
And I can't even say why

Welcome home, Neil."

Wow.  Well, Ben is an artist in his own right, you can check out his music and read his always-excellent blog here. Follow him on Twitter at @mtvitamin.  And if you think he makes a great case about Neil Diamond, you should seek out his documentary about Mister Rogers, Mister Rogers & Me.

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