Tuesday, February 24, 2009

ARE FAITH NO MORE IN CAHOOTS WITH EUROPEAN TRAVEL AGENTS?

An odd question, but why would Faith No More be reuniting to play European festivals with "absolutely no plans" to tour America? It's payola!  Travel agents are bribing them, so that their American fans will have to cross the pond for a last chance to see the group. 

Apparently, this reunion was mentioned in a press release, billed second behind the fact that frontman Mike Patton has scored the upcoming film Crank 2: High Voltage. No word on what festivals the band is playing, or who will be playing guitar, but supposedly it will definitely not be original six-stringer Jim Martin, who I've read is now a competitive pumpkin grower.  Wikipedia says that he was responsible for the 235th biggest pumpkin ever, which weighed 1,064 pounds. Anyway, here's hoping that FNM tours America. 

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