WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GET KEITH RICHARDS TO STOP DRINKING?

According to British tabloid The Sun, Ronnie Wood. Keith Richards has been drinking forever, but after seeing how Ron has gone off the rails (and there are rumors that Mick Jagger is going to fire him from The Rolling Stones), he has decided to lay off the sauce. I don't even know what to say about that! Here's hoping that both Keith and Ronnie do what they need to, to stay healthy.